BEAUTIFUL BEINGS AND DIABOLICAL DOUCHEBAGS

Greetings beautiful beings and diabolical douchebags.
How are you?
Good?
Good!
Right, that’s enough about you.
Now listen up, cos this is important.
First of all, take a breath.
GO ON take a breath.
Sit down.
Strap yourself in.
And get ready for what you’re about to hear.
READY!
I’ve glimpsed the end–game,
And I've seen The Plan.
The world is on the brink of a cataclysmic end
And there's no other way to say it...

IT SHALL BE

FANTASTIC !!!!!!!

Unless of course, you’re a fast asleep dodo.
In which case

It's a near certainty
You're about to dread it.
BUT, if you've made good choices,
And taken the time

To open your eyes
In this life —

HAVE YOU???

Well, then there’s nothing to fear.
And no–one to fear.

Not even ME.
I mean, I won't lie...
I am

A little frightening!
BUT
That's only because,
Deep down,

I am in AWE

Of this

'EVERYTHING!'

Which is

REALITY,

Which is

LOVE,

And which is truly Mine,

And truly yours,

And truly

OURS.

I therefore

Cannot abide fear and negativity,
Especially
When it is
Mindlessly perpetrated
And perpetuated
Through sustained

Blindness and ignorance
By some of the children

In this world
Who continue to hurt themselves and others,
Insisting there is no other way,
Which there always is.

Thus,
Do I therefore

Command of My Self
To come into this world,
And come into my own
To shine my luminosity
Into dark and difficult places

To help

(Once again)

My brothers and sisters.

So, perhaps
You can imagine then,
That this contrast
Of light and dark

Can seem intense

And

Give the impression that

I am indeed
A

Little frightening.

Well anyway...

NEWS FLASH!

I have decided to appoint Myself

WORLD LEADER
For the upcoming and inevitable

'End of all things' (chuckle),
Because, well...
Someone’s got to do it
And I would rather it was Me.
Plus, I’ve always prided Myself

On doing a job well–done.

Adding to that also,
I think it’s important to bring
— To this seemingly grave situation —
A little laughter,
Which I shall insist upon.

A

Little
Laughter

To replace the

SCREAMING and HOWLING
And SHOUTING and BLAMING
In this world —

The

VOICES

Of those
Who choose,

It seems,
NEVER

To
See

Another way,
Which there always is.

ONE
Of the great joys
HUMAN BEING

(YOU)
Of Being Human
Is our ability
To heal
Through

(Said)
Laughter.

This
Gift
Given
(And received)
So frequently

By our species
Is an exquisite example
Of

A thing

Called
'RELEASE'.

And what

Better description

Of your True Self,

Of Spirit,

Of Light,

Of Freedom,

Of Love,

Of

GOD,

Than

'Release'.

Lights.
Curtains.
AND

ACTION!
This moment

(Our moment)
TOGETHER
Unfolds!

You and I
Await

In the stillness,
An experience

Of...
Something.

Buried
Beneath
All the bullshit,
In this ridiculous world,

You see,
Is
Something
That wants
Release!

Deep

Down
Below
The
Mind,
The best laughter
Of all
Is
Pure
JOY.

So the strategy here is really basic.
I shall patiently await your electronic response
And then come over to yours.
This
— Or some other laughable method of my invention —

(Chuckle)
Shall continue
Until

Word spreads
And it becomes my full–time job.

Eventually,
— And somehow,

Almost inexplicably —
I will climb

Rung upon rung
Up the ladder
To the top
(The World Stage)
Where I get to talk to
Everyone,
As ONE,
All AT ONCE.

Simples!

"So then..."
You're apt to ask,
"What are we going to talk about?"
When I drop round for an hour or two.
Whatever YOU want to talk about, of course.

Please,

Feel free to open up.

Get ON ONE.

Get on your high horse.

Pull out the megaphone.

Don't hold back!

Whatever is on your mind.

Say it subtly,

Or shout it from the rooftops

If you like.

Or indeed, just quietly

Ask Me something.

Please though,

Bear in mind,

That in our time together,

I have an agenda.

Don't be upset

If you suddenly realise

I am not really listening

To whatever it is

You are actually going on about.

But instead

I am

Pursuing

My own path

To the stars

Through looking at YOU

And learning how to

LISTEN and LEARN

And truly COMMUNICATE.

So... be an angel
And send me an email
And we can meet up.

Just click on the icon

for my email address.

OH... and if I am coming round yours,
Make sure there’s tea and biscuits.
Or we can meet for a coffee in a public place if you like
— You're paying the bill, though.

As my wordy little invitation

Comes to an end here today,

Allow Me
To add this
Slightly serious
Tone
To the end
Of our

Happy little

One-way conversation.

I have NO judgement
Of

YOU.

If you are
Kind
And
Amusing

Or
Dark
And
Confusing,
Fascinating
And
Extraordinary

Or
Hopeless
And
Worthless —
I don't care.

This
Is
An invitation
For two or more of us to gather

Together
And look and see,
And smile,

And marvel
At the design
Of
All
Of
THIS

(Glorious

CREATION).

I
Invite you to look,
As I (Myself) am invited
To open My own eyes
And look
At it

ALL.

So quickly get on and send that email.
Don't ponder on this for too long
Or you will talk yourself out of it
And then you'll never know!

The time to choose is NOW!

Unless of course,
You’re too busy,
Too indecisive,
Too filled with doubt and worry,
With too many questions,

Too much conflict bubbling away,

And too much fear.

All of it
Hiding

A well of
Lethargic apathy,
Or is it apathetic lethargy?

(I forget which).

BUT...

Don't beat yourself up.

All the reasons for 'NO'

Are completely forgiven.

Nonetheless,

I advise

You ask yourself

And consider this one idea:

Does the real reason
You turned down

Our opportunity

TODAY

Presented YOU
Right here, right now,

Go like something like this?

I REFUSE

YOUR OFFER TODAY,

AND EVERY OTHER DAY ALSO,

BECAUSE

QUITE SIMPLY,

I AM

A

PRIME EXAMPLE

OF A

LIVING,

BREATHING,

WEAVING,

SWERVING,

SELF-SERVING,

A

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CREATED

DOUCHEBAG!

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