Greetings beautiful beings and diabolical douchebags.
How are you?
Good?
Good!
Right, that’s enough about you.
Now listen up, cos this is important.
First of all, take a breath.
GO ON take a breath.
Sit down.
Strap yourself in.
And get ready for what you’re about to hear.
READY!
I’ve glimpsed the end–game
And I've seen the Plan.
The world is on the brink of a cataclysmic end
And there's no other way to say it...
IT SHALL BE

FANTASTIC !!!!!!!

Unless of course, you’re a fast asleep dodo.
In which case

It's a near certainty
You're about to dread it.
BUT, if you've taken a little time
And done a little work
And opened your eyes
A little bit
In this life —

HAVE YOU???

Well, then there’s nothing to fear.
And no–one to fear.

Not even ME.
I mean, I won't lie...
I am

A little frightening!
BUT
That's only because
Deep down

I am in Love

With EVERYTHING!
I am

In LOVE

With what is truly

Mine,

And truly YOURS

And the truth about

This REALITY
And therefore,

I cannot abide fear and negativity,
Especially
When it is
Mindlessly perpetrated
And perpetuated
Through sustained ignorance
Between some of the children
Who continue to hurt themselves and others,
Insisting there is no other way
(Which there always is).

Thus
Do I therefore
Insist on coming into this world
And coming into my own
To shine my luminosity
Into dark and difficult
Places,

So as to help

— Once again —

My brothers and sisters.
So, perhaps
You can imagine then,
That all of this
Can indeed

Sometimes
Make Me
Seem
A little frightening.

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Well anyway,

I’ve decided to appoint Myself World Leader
Of the upcoming inevitable end of all things (chuckle),
Because, well...
Someone’s got to do it
And I would rather it was ME.
Plus, I’ve always prided Myself on doing a job well–done.
And adding to that also,
I think it’s important to bring
— To this seemingly grave situation —
A little laughter,
Which I shall insist upon.
After all,
There's plenty of screaming and shouting
And howling and blaming
In this world
Should anyone prefer
That instead.
SHOULD
ANYONE
PREFER

Screaming, shouting, howling, blaming!!!!

These voices
Who choose
NEVER

To
See

Another way
(Which there always is).

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ONE
Of the great joys
HUMAN BEING

(YOU)
Of Being Human
Is our ability
To heal
Through
Laughter.

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This
Gift
Given
(And received)
Of
Such a moment

And

An example
Of

A thing

Called
RELEASE.

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And what

Better description

Of your true self,

Of Spirit,

Of Light,

Of God,

Of Love,

Of

Peace

Than

'Release!'

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Lights.
Curtains.
AND

ACTION!
This moment

(Our moment)
TOGETHER
Unfolds!

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You and I
Await
An experience...

Of
Something.

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Buried
Beneath
All the bullshit,
You see,
Is
Something
That wants
Release!

Down
Below
The
Mind,
The best laughter
Of all
Is
Pure
JOY.

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So the strategy here is really basic:
I shall patiently await your electronic response
And then come over to yours.
This
— Or something else I'm guaranteed to come up with —

(Chuckle)
Shall continue
Until
It becomes my full–time job.

Then word can spread
Until eventually,
Somehow
— Rung after rung —
I manage
To climb my way up the ladder
To the top
(The World Stage)
Where I get to talk to
Everyone,
As ONE,
All at once.

Simples!

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"So then..."
You're apt to ask,
"What are we going to talk about?"
When I drop round for an hour or two.
Whatever
You want to talk about, of course.
I’m more interested in learning
How to listen and communicate.

So, please

Feel free to open up.

Get ON ONE.

Get on your high horse.

Pull out the megaphone.

Don't hold back!

Shout it from the rooftops

If you like!

Or just quietly

Tell Me

What's up.

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But please,

Bear in Mind,

I have an agenda,

In our time together.

Don't be upset 

If you suddenly realise,

I am pursuing

Mine own path —

To the stars.

And I have a strategy to get there

By learning how to listen and learn.
I am not
Necessarily,
Particularly

(as such),

Interested in
Whatever it is
You're going on about.

So... be an angel
And send me an email
And we can meet up.

Just click on the icon at the top of the page

for my email address.

OH... and if I am coming round yours,
Make sure there’s tea and biscuits.
Or we can meet for a coffee in a public place if you like
(You're paying the bill though).

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Allow Me,
If you may,
To add this
Slightly serious
Tone
To the end
Of this short

One way
Conversation

Of ours
Today.

I have no judgements
Within my vision of

YOU.

If you are
Kind
And
Amusing

Or
Dark
And
Confusing,
Fascinating
And
Extraordinary

Or
Hopeless
And
Worthless —
I don't care.

This
Is
An invitation
For you
To look and see
And smile

And marvel
At the design
Of
All
Of
This

CREATION
At work.
 

I
Invite you to look,
As I Myself am invited
To open My own eyes
And look
At
It
ALL.

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So quickly get on and send that email.
Don't ponder on this for too long
Or you will talk yourself out of it
And then you'll never know!

The time to choose is NOW!

Unless of course
You’re too busy,
Or too indecisive,
Or too filled with doubts and worries,
With too many questions upon the Mind,
Plus too much fear,

And all of it
Hiding

Too much
Lethargic apathy
Or is it apathetic lethargy?

(I forget which).

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OR INSTEAD...
MAYBE
The reason we never meet
With the opportunity
Right here, right now,

Presented YOU
Is this:

Because
On the whole

— And almost unavoidably —
You are,

Generally,
Quite simply,
Just
Too much
Of
A

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DOUCHEBAG!